Previously, on Unbiased Media News....
- There were way more television reviews than other stuff. Not any more. Reviews will still include games, movies and television, but they will reviewed in equal fashion. More opinionated stuff too, if you're into that. I know I am. Because it's my own opinion. I'm giving a thumbs up with a smile right now but you can't see it, but I'm seriously doing it, for real...
- I was reviewing "Almost Human." No more. The show consistently upset me due to its mediocreness.* Sorry, fans. This one is left in the dust, just like...a thing that gets left behind that, over time, accumulates dust.
Changes to come...
- TELL ME WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS. Oh, sorry. Wrong window opened.
- Little games and factoids about stuff that's cool and rather interesting.
- Pictures of animals performing mundane human tasks, like doing the laundry, or going grocery shopping. I just realized this is a horrible idea, but instead of deleting it, wrote this elongated sentence to explain how I would not like to include said photos.
- I already mentioned in the first bullet up above (I'll give you a second to gander upward) that there will be more equally distributed reviews and opinion-based articles. I just reiterated myself, so don't pay attention to that. Seriously, forget about it. RIGHT NOW. You know what they say, repetition is the sincerest form of flattery. Or...wait, nah, that's "imitation." Anywho, did I mention that there will be more equally distributed reviews and opinion-based articles?
*Disclaimer: Some episodes were good. Every other episode was at best, "ehh..." That means "iffy" in Spanish.
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